God forbid I should ever get the guts to talk to a cute guy. Instead my face chooses to freeze up in sort of a scowl and I look angry or like I'm constipated, thats IF I can even hold my head still long enough to make eye contact with said guy.

Today at the grocery store this guy kept looking at me, and he was cute, he had glasses and dark hair and a green shirt on. (green is my favorite color) HE KEPT LOOKING AT ME.. and I just kept shooting him down with my awkward body language and constipated glances. I am truly amazing.